This page is about me - I don't really have a store, so instead you're going to have to deal with facts about me and my life up until now. I may give facts about the future - but those are uncertain at best. Fortune telling is not an exact science.

FACTS:

• I do amateur Fortune telling. I don't really buy into it - but it's fun. Hey you got some tea leaves?
• I have a cat. He's pretty cute.
• I've written a book. Heartbeat: The World That Is - Available on Amazon.ca/com/co.uk
• My cat has chosen this exact moment to become violently fascinated with a hairpin and is Cirque du Soleil'ing all over the place in its pursuit.
•  I participate in an Archery club. Watch out.
• I have been to Egypt. It was super incredibly rad. You should go.
• I married an Englishman. He thinks he is funny. HE IS NOT. Maybe a bit.
• My favourite show is a british television series called The Mighty Boosh.
• I have forgotten to update my writers blog in like a month. Oops.

I don't like to end on a down note - so here's a song.

Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round. Turn around, bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart - and I need you more tonight, and I need you more than ever, and you'll only be making it right................